Don’t love someone just because they love you.

Everyone wants to be loved. Sure, there are differences in the ‘hows’, the ‘how longs’ and definitely in the ‘from whoms’, but it stands that everyone likes a bit of love. Love allows… Continue reading

“Have faith in yourself” and other useless advice.

If you happen to have run across a person at any point, chances are you’ll end up in a situation in which you’re required to tell someone what you think they should do about… Continue reading

Shame of the week: The Toys R Us Crisis.

Before, I kick this off and lose whatever scraps of dignity I had left, I’d like to state that this post was motivated by a post over at The Professional Mess, in which he mourns the loss… Continue reading

3 phrases every iPhone 6+ owner hates

Once you get an iPhone you invite two sorts of people into your day: those that will ask you genuine questions, and those that will repeat basic and obvious phrases like you’re some idiot… Continue reading

A letter to my followers.

Before we start; yes, I know the title is a little bit rom-com. Now whilst I would fully enjoy taking each and every one of you on a whirlwind ride of unlikely romance… Continue reading

On the meaning of free sex on the beach.

Whilst eating alone is not the best time for someone to give you free, inappropriately named cocktails. At all.

Extraversion is not your friend*. (Being alone will not slowly kill you like poison)

Extraversion gets a pretty good rap. The word is commonly – and erroneously – used as a synonym for being vivacious, sociable and happy. I did a google search for extroverted; it’s basically smiling faces with… Continue reading

8 reasons nobody is babysitting your fucking kid

•Your kid tries to kill itself as soon as you aren’t physically present. No-one wants this sort of bullshit. As soon as their parents walk out the door, this fucker is teetering on… Continue reading

Shame of the day: Shit conversation, shit situation

As you might have seen from my precious shame of the day posts, the theme is embarrassment. My own personal, and frequent embarrassment. Today’s shame (unlike the others) was perpetrated wholly on myself.… Continue reading

New York: day one

Firstly, I have to preface this by saying I’ll be posting mainly from my phone, so my posts won’t have the pictures or the formatting, or much of the other good stuff. I’ll… Continue reading